Contents
- Morning Coffee Quotes
- Inspirational Coffee Quotes
- Coffee Quotes About Life
- Coffee Quotes for Work
- Coffee Quotes for Couples
- Catchy Coffee Captions
- Short Coffee Quotes
- Funny Coffee Quotes
- Final Thoughts
Are you a devoted coffee enthusiast who finds it hard to jumpstart his/her mornings without a cup of coffee or a disciplined coffee lover who simply enjoy the occasional cup? Regardless, join us as we delve into the world of coffee wisdom, exploring 70 coffee quotes that suit different moods and occasions.
Ranging from the poetic to the downright hilarious, these quotes encapsulate the essence of mornings, inspire us, and bring humor into our lives.
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Morning Coffee Quotes
1. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” ― Marcia Carrington
2. “Coffee Chatter is my morning cup of therapy.” ― Adrienne Posey
3. “Rise and grind – coffee edition.” – Unknown
4. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” ― Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
5. “The best way to start the day? With a cup of coffee and a smile.”
6. “Either way, he figured a cup of coffee would hit the spot. For what is more versatile? As at home in tin as it is in Limoges, coffee can energize the industrious at dawn, calm the reflective at noon, or raise the spirits of the beleagured in the middle of the night.” ― Amor Towles, A Gentleman in Moscow
7. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
8. “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” – Jim Hopper, Stranger Things
9. “Coffee in the dawn
With books open like our hearts,
Our weekend ritual” ― Eric Overby, 17: Haiku Poems
10. “Coffee, my delight of the morning; yoga, my delight of the noon. Then before nightfall, I run along the pleasant paths of the Jardin du Luxembourg. For when air cycles through the lungs, and the body is busy at noble tasks, creativity flows like water in a stream: the artist creates, the writer writes.” ― Roman Payne
11. “Coffee: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
12. “The tone of any day was set by three things: coffee, bacon, and a plan.” ― Katherine McIntyr, Midnight Heist
Inspirational Coffee Quotes
13. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” ― Abigail Reynolds, Pemberley by the Sea
14. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” ― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
15. “I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist makes you dance, strangers make you smile, and the night sky touches your soul. I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.” ― Brooke Hampton
16. “Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?” ― Kevin Sinnott
17. “Fuel your day with positivity and a strong cup of coffee.”
18. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá, Daytripper
19. “Coffee – turning dreams into reality, one sip at a time.”
20. “Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup” ― Gertrude Stein, Selected Writings
Coffee Quotes About Life
21. “Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” ― Ankita Singhal
22. “Life is too short for bad coffee.” – Gord Downie
23. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ― Justina Chen Headley, North of Beautiful
24. “In the brew of life, coffee is the sweetest cream.”
25. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh
26. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee beans.” – Unknown
27. “Most important conversations for humans, concerns those they are having with God, their loved ones, with themselves and with coffee.” ― Mladen Đorđević
28. “At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” ― Mary H.K. Choi, Emergency Contact
29. “Espresso yourself in the grand theater of life.”
Coffee Quotes for Work
30. “I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.” ― Gary Larson
31. “Isn’t the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?” ― S.A. Tawks, The Spirit of Pessimism
32. “Coffee: the official sponsor of productive Mondays.”
33. “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Unknown
34. “Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had coffee.” – Unknown
35. “Coffee – because adulting at work requires a strong brew.”
36. “‘Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee,’ Wallander said.
‘No work would be possible without coffee.’
They pondered the importance of coffee in silence.” ― Henning Mankell, One Step Behind
Coffee Quotes for Couples
37. “Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.” – Unknown
38. “His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon” ― Jen Archer Wood, Point Pleasant
39. “I need to espresso love by whatever beans necessary.” ― Anyta Sunday, Gemini Keeps Capricorn
40. “You’re the cream to my coffee, the sugar to my brew.”
41. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” ― Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord
42. “A perfect date includes you, me, and a cup of coffee.”
43. “Together, we can conquer anything – fueled by love and coffee.”
44. “And you became like the coffee,
In the deliciousness,
and the bitterness
and the addiction.” ― Mahmoud Darwish
Catchy Coffee Captions
45. “Strange how the bitterness
of coffee makes life sweet.” ― Suhaib Rumi
46. “Black as night, sweet as sin.” ― Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys
47. “Sippin’ on sunshine and a latte.” – Unknown
48. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” ― Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion
49. “Don’t stir all the warmth out of your coffee; drink it.” ― Kate Chopin, The Awakening
50. “Coffee first, adulting second.” – Unknown
51. “I am not addicted to coffee, it find its way every morning.” ― Pushpa Rana
52. “There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.” ― Amal El-Mohtar, Steam-Powered: Lesbian Steampunk Stories
Short Coffee Quotes
53. “Life begins after coffee.” – Unknown
54. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” ― David Lynch
55. “Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.” ― Catherynne M. Valente
56. “Sip happens.” – Unknown
57. “Coffee is my love language.” – Unknown
58. “Wake up and smell the coffee.” – English Idiom
59. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” ― Leanna Renee Hieber, Darker Still
Funny Coffee Quotes
60. “People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.” ― Anthony Liccione
61. “I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.” – Unknown
62. “Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.” ― Aleksandra Ninkovic
63. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” ― Jean Kerr
64. “Personally, I think a yawn is a silent scream for more coffee.” ― Anthony J. Does, Blurry Daydream: When Faith Feels Like Make Believe
65. “Coffee: because adulting is just guessing and hoping for the best.”
66. “Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.” ― Tahereh Mafi, Destroy Me
67. “The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a waiter.” ― Nitya Prakash
68. “Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.” ― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
69. “I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.” ― Randy Kagan
70. “I like my morning coffee so strong it will wake up the neighbors. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll start playing my tuba.” ― Jarod Kintz
Final Thoughts
As we wrap up our journey through these delightful coffee quotes, we’ve sipped and savored the wisdom, inspiration, and humor that each cup of coffee brings. From the poetic musings on mornings to the chuckle-inducing perspectives on adulting, these sayings remind us of the simple pleasures found in a cup of coffee.
So, the next time you reach for your favorite mug, let these words linger and enhance your coffee-drinking experience. May your cup overflow with inspiration and laughter, one coffee quote at a time! Happy sipping!